Last night at the Much Music awards, Lady GaGa opened the show in the only way she knows how: marvelously over the top.
While watching the video of GaGa strutting her stuff, dancing, singing, and having half of her crotch on display, many things became apparent:
1) She has the best bikini waxer in the world.
2) She can dance and sing live - IN TUNE! - at the same time. Like, without lip syncing. Surely this hasn't happened on an awards show since late 1994.
3) She's fierce as hell and I want to be just like her when I grow up.
You can hate on Lady GaGa, and say that she's ripped people off and isn't original and should really learn how to wear proper trousers in public. But GaGa positively drips with talent. She does everything like she means it. She dresses and behaves with purpose...
She has sparks shooting from her tits.
The best part of her performance last night was when at the very end of "Poker Face", girlfriend is suddenly wearing a big metal bra that is shooting out sparks.
As our own Rosina Rubylips pointed out;:
"Where would I
wear a flaming bra? Everywhere. The corner store. The post office. No
place is too mundane to shoot sparks from my tits."
Well said, Rosina. Well said.